Wednesday, July 13, 2005

It's been a while since i bashed someone. Apparently i've found a new target!
MR T.T DURAI!!!
Look at tt name man serious. T.T...doesn't tt look like someone crying. Like from -.- then to =.= then to T.T.. Yea then maybe when he's really crying real hard he'll be something like this ToT.
Yea i bet his face will be like T.T when he finds out tt he's getting sacked for something. Shame on u. *Do tt little kiddy thing by brushing ur index fingers down ur cheeks and go "shame shame"*
Quite shocked to hear tt mofo earns so much a mth. 25K man...tt's equivalent to ard 10 Gibsons man! Tt's of course adding in a 10% discount for buying 10 pieces at one shot. But anyways, 25K a mth is not the real shocker...
It's the ONE YEAR BONUS!
Fuck man, which company in the right mind will give someone a 1 yr bonus? It's stupid also. Might as well just say, "Hey Durai, 1 yr bonus sounds fishy man. Y not we give u 50K per month?" Yea do it in the Indian accent with a little jiggle on ur head as u speak. 25K is what most people earn in a year man. Fuck, we are paying an Indian with a funny name 25K a mth? NKF's board shld really wake up their idea. Firstly if i wanna choose a CEO i also wun choose an Indian la, not to mention one with a name tt looks like he's crying. T.T
Oh btw, T.T sounds like Titty. OMG. Titty Durai. HAHAHAHA. What a joke man. Imagine he's friends going, "Hey titty....oh i meant T T! How's ur titties.... uh day?" Fuck i really love to make fun of pple's names. Like Ah long's name. Sylvester Stylo Sim. Wtf.
Tt's y i tell u all. There's no need to donate! Mr Titty has already sorted it out for all our kidney patients. They've got enuff reserves to last 30 yrs! Look at all the hard work he's done! We should be proud of him! The kidney patients are living the life now man! Kidney failure? Dun worry! Mr Titty's got it all planned out for u, but u are not entitled to the 25K salary, the SIA business class airfare entitlement, free cars and maintenance and repairs. But other than THOSE, he'll sort it out for u!
Fuck i'm bloody cynical, but this man has really killed the donation thing in me. This coming NKF show, i'll laugh at every single celebrity tt's performing, esp those singing stupid pop songs. And street donations... forget it man. I'll never do flag, and i'll never buy one either. UNLESS, yea a big big unless.... tt gal tt asks me to donate is a pretty one. Oh ya even better if she has nice T.Ts. Oops, did i say something wrong? Oh i forgot, Durai's the one with the T.Ts!!
He's Indian, has a weird name, cheats pple money, and acts as an angel.
FUCK YOU! *Jug jugga ja jugga ja...JAR JAR*
Note to Louis: Maybe i'll really write a "fuck the world" song this time. And it will be in tribute to Titty Durai.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ur post are getting trashier by the day la.... like xiaxue liddat. Cmon la, y stoop so low

Anonymous said...

Chang Ge,

you should read xiaxue's newest entry. Some similarity between hers and urs...

Chang said...

Hey dun link me with xiaxue hor. Dun get me started on her. Still dun understand what's with the hype of her blog. Pffft!

Anyways, i've totally lost faith in that organisation already. I'd rather help a street beggar or smthing. At least it's more real.

Louis said...

You are slow Chang, i already gave up on that organisation during NS, every since YongHua was always complaining about NKF. If i ever thought of donating, he will come into my dream and complain again T_T.

Oh Chang, i didn't know you are a fan of xiaxue...muahaha

Anonymous said...

-GRace- oh well, that fella and the other members have "resigned" (nicer way of saying kena sacked" :P yea??BUt i totally agree with what you say lah. My mum is one of them who wants to back out on the monthly donation. Haha... my mum is also pissed and angry with NKF siah... :)