I must have been a naughty boy this year.

1. Santa din get me any presents.
2. My gal ain't ard to be with me.
3. I got food poisoning. Shitted and vomited my way thru Christmas eve. Still crappin' today. Eugh.
4. To add insult to injury, the aunties in my neighbourhood organised a Xmas countdown party underneath my void deck. They are still dancing to Ah beng techno hits la. Like ur Tarzan & Jane, Butterfly, Boom Boom Boom. Wah lau.

My heart really pain. The aunties really made it hurt this Christmas.