Movies i want to watch at the moment:
1. Pirates of the Caribbean - Yea who doesn't?
2. The World's Fastest Indian - Trust me, this show will be inspiring
3. Basic Instinct 2 - Doubtful abt this, but we can always fall back on the sex scenes. But Sharon Stone is 40 now. Hmm.
4. Lake House - Shld be a good sappy movie for me and my girl. Score points movie lar.
5. Road to Guantanamo - Heard good comments on this movie. Something political-ish, freedom-ish kinda movie. Brings out the anti-establishment sentiments in you. Shld be good.
I just caught "Thank You For Smoking" on Monday (and hence the nick on my MSN), and i'd say it's brilliant! Hella good dialogues tt keeps u cracking up. Incisive, venomous words coming out from the main guy, all in a bid to cover up the tobacco companies' ass. Really, THIS IS A MUST WATCH.
Btw, it's a small world in Singapore. So small tt it's scary. Christina, the girl tt wanted me to do recording for her, her bf is Shirui's NUS fren cum RV senior, and my bro's RV junior. Fucking small world la. Tt's y i say, dun do bad things in Singapore. U are so gonna get caught man.
And toking abt bad things.. here's Chang's theory on
"How to know if ur fren has had sex with his/her partner"
To understand this theory, first u have to understand the ways tt the information of u 2 having sex, can be leaked out.
1. Guys are fucking ego beings la. I havent seen one normal guy tt doesnt have the slightest bit of ego. So yea, if he's done it, most likely he's gonna flaunt it. And it's always the hottest topic when guys gather together for kopi/drinks. Yea something like discussing each other's exploits. This is especially true amongst the youngsters, for it's a sign of manliness. It's like "im a man now" thing for them. All the more they will flaunt it and exaggerate abit here and there to spice up the monotonous grinding motion.
2.Sometimes it can slip out of the guy's mouth like this:
Beng 1: "wah yday i bang my gf ar, damn shiok la. her p***y damn tight lar got feeling sia"
Beng 2: "tight good meh, i dun really like it leh"
Beng 1: "wah how u know? u bang ur gf liao ar.. heh heh basket"
*whoops*
3. Usually when girls congregate and talk abt sex together, it will always stay within tt "circle of trust"(tm). However sometimes these girls tend to talk to their bfs abt the other girls' exploits as well. And then guys, being guys, are usually untrustworthy when it comes to such kind of information. Easily leaked. Something like:
Beng 1: "Eh u all know (insert hot babe name here) already kena bang by her bf liao?"
Beng 2: " Wah lau wasted la! Lucky guy sia. How i wish it was me"
And then this fuels a whole night of discussion.
4. Sometimes "circle of trust"(tm) can be broken, and is usually by bitches, whom, like our gahmen likes to put it, has a personal agenda. When a big secret such as a "i had sex with John last night" is being told to a bitch, bitches will always tell their "circle of bitches" (tm). And tt's how it gets leaked. Big time.
So when information is leaked, it will quickly spread. Like wildfire. Cos it's juicy news, everyone wants to know it. And because it came direct from the guy/girl's mouth, it's substantiated and therefore true. Everyone wants to hear a true gossip. Not a lousy rumour.
Now after understanding how information can be leakedand spread, it's easy to see that, if a couple is doing it, most likely the news will spread pretty quickly and u'll know in a while. Without any effort at all. There's really no point speculating and snooping ard just for the juicy bits, cos if they din do it, they din do it and there's nothing to say. If they've done it, there's everything for the guy to say at least.
Rumours, are therefore powerful tools as we can see. But, it self-destructs as its, well a rumour. There's no solid substantiation compared to a truthful confession. Something like:
Beng 1: "Eh i think ah lian and ah guan are banging each other"
Beng 2: "How you know?"
Beng 1: "Dunno leh, hear from some where one"
Beng 2: "fuck u la"
vs
Beng 1: "Eh ah lian and ah guan are banging each other"
Beng 2: "How you know?"
Beng 1: "Ah guan tell me last night leh"
Beng 2: "Wah best, tonight must go grill him liao!"
See my point.
So guys, if u are reading this AND banging ur gf, pls use ur head (and i mean head, not dickhead) to think for once to protect ur girl's dignity la. No girls ever like other guys to how what colour bra they are wearing the other night, how big and juicy their breasts are and how tight their nether regions are.
K byebye.
1. Pirates of the Caribbean - Yea who doesn't?
2. The World's Fastest Indian - Trust me, this show will be inspiring
3. Basic Instinct 2 - Doubtful abt this, but we can always fall back on the sex scenes. But Sharon Stone is 40 now. Hmm.
4. Lake House - Shld be a good sappy movie for me and my girl. Score points movie lar.
5. Road to Guantanamo - Heard good comments on this movie. Something political-ish, freedom-ish kinda movie. Brings out the anti-establishment sentiments in you. Shld be good.
I just caught "Thank You For Smoking" on Monday (and hence the nick on my MSN), and i'd say it's brilliant! Hella good dialogues tt keeps u cracking up. Incisive, venomous words coming out from the main guy, all in a bid to cover up the tobacco companies' ass. Really, THIS IS A MUST WATCH.
Btw, it's a small world in Singapore. So small tt it's scary. Christina, the girl tt wanted me to do recording for her, her bf is Shirui's NUS fren cum RV senior, and my bro's RV junior. Fucking small world la. Tt's y i say, dun do bad things in Singapore. U are so gonna get caught man.
And toking abt bad things.. here's Chang's theory on
"How to know if ur fren has had sex with his/her partner"
To understand this theory, first u have to understand the ways tt the information of u 2 having sex, can be leaked out.
1. Guys are fucking ego beings la. I havent seen one normal guy tt doesnt have the slightest bit of ego. So yea, if he's done it, most likely he's gonna flaunt it. And it's always the hottest topic when guys gather together for kopi/drinks. Yea something like discussing each other's exploits. This is especially true amongst the youngsters, for it's a sign of manliness. It's like "im a man now" thing for them. All the more they will flaunt it and exaggerate abit here and there to spice up the monotonous grinding motion.
2.Sometimes it can slip out of the guy's mouth like this:
Beng 1: "wah yday i bang my gf ar, damn shiok la. her p***y damn tight lar got feeling sia"
Beng 2: "tight good meh, i dun really like it leh"
Beng 1: "wah how u know? u bang ur gf liao ar.. heh heh basket"
*whoops*
3. Usually when girls congregate and talk abt sex together, it will always stay within tt "circle of trust"(tm). However sometimes these girls tend to talk to their bfs abt the other girls' exploits as well. And then guys, being guys, are usually untrustworthy when it comes to such kind of information. Easily leaked. Something like:
Beng 1: "Eh u all know (insert hot babe name here) already kena bang by her bf liao?"
Beng 2: " Wah lau wasted la! Lucky guy sia. How i wish it was me"
And then this fuels a whole night of discussion.
4. Sometimes "circle of trust"(tm) can be broken, and is usually by bitches, whom, like our gahmen likes to put it, has a personal agenda. When a big secret such as a "i had sex with John last night" is being told to a bitch, bitches will always tell their "circle of bitches" (tm). And tt's how it gets leaked. Big time.
So when information is leaked, it will quickly spread. Like wildfire. Cos it's juicy news, everyone wants to know it. And because it came direct from the guy/girl's mouth, it's substantiated and therefore true. Everyone wants to hear a true gossip. Not a lousy rumour.
Now after understanding how information can be leakedand spread, it's easy to see that, if a couple is doing it, most likely the news will spread pretty quickly and u'll know in a while. Without any effort at all. There's really no point speculating and snooping ard just for the juicy bits, cos if they din do it, they din do it and there's nothing to say. If they've done it, there's everything for the guy to say at least.
Rumours, are therefore powerful tools as we can see. But, it self-destructs as its, well a rumour. There's no solid substantiation compared to a truthful confession. Something like:
Beng 1: "Eh i think ah lian and ah guan are banging each other"
Beng 2: "How you know?"
Beng 1: "Dunno leh, hear from some where one"
Beng 2: "fuck u la"
vs
Beng 1: "Eh ah lian and ah guan are banging each other"
Beng 2: "How you know?"
Beng 1: "Ah guan tell me last night leh"
Beng 2: "Wah best, tonight must go grill him liao!"
See my point.
So guys, if u are reading this AND banging ur gf, pls use ur head (and i mean head, not dickhead) to think for once to protect ur girl's dignity la. No girls ever like other guys to how what colour bra they are wearing the other night, how big and juicy their breasts are and how tight their nether regions are.
K byebye.
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