Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Topic of the day: Neighbourhood Scums. Yes my neighbourhood is full of shit people. It's been happening for a while, but i think today is the killer one.
Scum incident 1: Some drunk/semi drunk/depressed Indian was sitting at the pavillion right below my block. And there he was shouting at random passerbys, saying stuff like "Knn, u all dun mess with us COMMANDOS! COMMANDOS IS THE NUMBER 1. Knn we COMMANDOS will beat u all!" Something like that. The Diver in me really wanted to throw a glass bottle down at him. Nick, sorry to say, but he's totally destroyed any good Commando impression left in me. DIVERS FTW!
Scum incident 2: Some dude spitted at the lift door. If tt ain't gross enough, u must understand tt it's an extremely yellow glob of spit, and it's so viscous tt it's STUCK on the lift door. Like a chewing gum, but no it's spit. And when the lift door opens/close, some spit get dragged along.
Scum incident most of time: Some bird-loving dude keeps feeding the pigeons in my neighbourhood. Normally, tt will sound alright, probably nothing much. But this bugger is special. He puts the food right below the "Please do not feed the pigeons" sign. I should really take a picture of this. Irony at it's extreme.
Scum incident tt happened due to bird-feeding: Said bird had a big diarrhea. Shitted all over the stone chair. It was so sick tt it couldnt fly away when i approached it. All it could do was to give me the "I'm sorry" look. Fuck.
Scum incident sometimes: The fella living at the 2nd floor of my block, apparently has no sink/dustbin to dispose of his drinks. Everytime he goes home, he'll have a drink, maybe kopi, a packet drink or whatever. And everytime, he'll not be able to finish it. So he pours down the stairs. Brilliant. He's Indian too. I wonder if i'm picking at this race.
Scum incident tt used to happen but disappeared already: Another fella in my block does not possess any form of waste disposal. The stairway is his rubbish bin. I see soya sauce bottles, KFC, Pizza Hut, Macdonalds, takeaways, Campbell soup etc. Nice stuff he's eating, but for fuck's sake please do not throw it at the stairway!
Scum incident tt happened once which GG-ed the entire block: A puddle of urine on the 2nd floor's stairway. Tt guy needs to drink more water.
I wonder what's wrong with this bunch of scums. Y do they particularly like to upset the order and cleaniness of my neighbourhood? And the government is pushing for pple to use the stairs more. And now my lift is messed up too. With tt glob of spit which i think is gonna stay for a while.
And tt Commando, someone shld really get him to shut up. He's so gonna get killed someday.
Wish me luck for the test tml. And also for tt glob of spit. Knn.

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