Welcome to Jurong West Street 42. If you were wondering what's up with the hype in the above 2 pics, then let me enlighten you. COS MONKEY GOD's IN DA HAUZZZ!!

Yes, everyone is there to pray to the tree tt has a somewhat weird monkey face on it's trunk. I just walked by there (cos it's exactly along the road to Shirui's hse) and the latest update is: IT FILLED WITH BANANAS! Yes. Good wholesome bananas to give u lotsa monkey energy and monkey power.

The interesting thing is tt there are plenty of Indians there, which i presume to be of the Hindu faith. Is there a Monkey God in their religion as well? From what i heard, it seems so. So it's kinda interesting to observe the Taoists and the Hindus praying to the same deity. Arent they supposed to be different religions?

I have come to a conclusion, that the Monkey God is the one true god in the world. He has already unified 2 grps of pple with distractingly contrasting skin colours, and it's just a matter of time before he starts converting those with shades in between. He doesnt need to be anywhere or everywhere, rather he's able to will pple to come to him. I've already seen Msian bikes parked along the road. It doesnt take long for the rest of the world to come.

Monkey God is able to generate instant wealth for people. Just ask the 2 ice cream uncles parked at each end of the crowd. The money is rolling in baby. And the fella tt sells "Official" Monkey God pictures too, i bet he's making some quick dough out of the high resolution scans.

And the thing tt is most kickass abt Monkey God is that, he's got balls! Of all days, he decides to reveal himself during fasting month of another faith. He's directly challenging their authenticity! Like a omnipotent being should do, he's making sure tt he's the real deal. Where's all the other gods to come challenge his place? They should reveal themselves now! It's an all or nothing battle for devotees!

There's really alot of people there. Either praying, or watching people pray, or watching the people watching people pray. And selling ice-cream, high quality photos. And pissed off people honking their horns due to the insane jam, pissed off people trying extremely hard to parallel park amidst the insane jam, pissed off bus drivers trying to get to the bus stop to let passengers alight and quickly get back to the station to take 5.

This is madness. This is Monkey God.

OH MY MONKEY GOD!