I HATE LOUSILY DESIGNED SURVEYS!

From a statistician point of view, it's a total pain in the ass to do a crap survey. So far, Song Hui's professor's survey is the Number 1 on my shitlist. How does anyone even quantify his opinions on a scale from 0 to 100. Ridiculous.

I've been sending out surveys for my dear fellow statisticians to do. Somehow response wasn't good, cos the market has been ruined by shitty surveys before mine. Mine's the real deal la, 5 minutes to elicit a simple response from you, you wouldnt even know what hit you. Best of all it's on a topic that strikes close to your heart.

I really feel i can't get 100 responses. It's too crazy. Half the fucking NUS population dun check their email, those who check dun give a shit abt any surveys either. It's time to exercise my statistical powers to shift the numbers around.

Feeling some funk beats lately. Must be the newly pasted John Myung postcard on my cupboard working it's wonders. Autographed when he came to Singapore for the first time for a bass clinic. Apparently my brother said he was a monster. I was just a shithead concerned abt pop music then. "Dream Theater? What?"

Today was a shithead day. Went early to school to try and do my work. But apparently i cannot access the comp lab, COS ONLY HONOURS STUDENTS CAN! Like wtf stupid reason man. Yr 3 students will hack the computers, whereas the honours PRC students will uphold supreme netiquette? Fuck off... i've seen what PRCs can do during my days in Chinese High. Like surfing for "sexy actress" in the school library computer. How fucking stupid is tt?!

Either ways, i was locked out for a while, until a PRC opened the door for me. Presumably, she's Yr 4, and has good internet track record, while, i'm just a shithead. 30 mins into my work, the department decides to have a fucking fire drill. Nice la.

So a 2 hr assignment turned into a 4 hour nightmare, with little cock ups here and there. And that's just retrieving the relevant data and output. Still got analysis leh? Stupid assignment lasted until 12 midnight la. Fucken hell!

Sometimes i feel that i talk and act like a juvenile. Like i'm 18 or smthing. People dun take me seriously becos of this. My girlfriend doesnt take me seriously sometimes. My parents usually dun take me seriously. But it's always fun to test someone with a really ridiculous question, just to see how they react. Tt's y i like to talk to certain people. Some people are just not game enuff for weird ideas.

Ah fuck. Good night. So distracted. Hello hunny :D