It's the season of break ups. Sigh. To all my pitiful friends, here are some hot tips for you to help you get by this arduous season.
Relationship hot tip #12: Thoroughly research your potential partner via Google or Facebook, or whatever. U wanna be able to find out as much about them as possible. They may have hidden blogs or whatever that may reveal alot more than you can imagine. Soemthing like "actually i dun love you, but cos u are rich then i'm just tagging along." Yea, it gets worse.
Relationship hot tip #13: That being said, always hide your digital trail! I'm an advocate of "you can do what you want but dun get caught". Not being caught is very tricky, cos sometimes u just forget or u are just careless. Or u think u're very very smart but actually your partner is like wayyy smarter than u. So, clean up ur comps, delete/hide all the junk, lock, password, whatever. Your enemy is a dedicated hacker tt's aiming for you.
Relationship hot tip #14: Never go for exchange programs! Never let your partner go for exchange programs! Your partner will surely cheat, or want to cheat! Guys will definitely cheat on you, cos there's so many hot chicks around. He'll just pick one and hump! Girls are weak at heart, when some random guy treats her very nicely while you are not around, she will do foolish things!
Not many people have the willpower of Chang, to resist resist and resist. Even when some random hot girl jumps on his back for a piggyback ride, he still resists! Tt's how powerful his mind is. But seeing that you people are more or less weak and feeble, just follow the 3 hot tips, and you'll be in control of your relationship!
*if you are wondering why the hot tips start at 12... ask Chao and YW*
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