To Johnson: But is it really for me to show off to other people? If that's the case i can choose to not show off. But it isnt the case, cos some random people will get upset and bitch that there is no banquet (i.e parents/relatives/bitchy "friends"). So essentially banquets are organised because of said problematic people in your life. And it has to be grand mind you, or else they will bitch again.
So i say, FUCK THEM.
To notify people that i'm married, just send a postcard lor. With all the kickass pictures i've taken during my holiday.
On the other hand, Shirui has a milder and less controversial solution to this issue which i think can work out too:
- Hold the traditional banquet for relatives and important people who will provide big red packets. Skip friends cos everyone else's a cheapskate :D.
- Since everyone in the banquet is more or less a high roller, we can afford to hold it at a very nice restaurant, aka Tung Lok Signature. High rollers care more about food, less on entertainment. Feed them as many sharks as they want. Nobody can complain about the food cos Sam Leong would be v pissed and leave Singapore. That wouldn't be nice.
- Make a profit ^^v
- Take said profit money and find a nice place with a condo and hold a pool party. Get Botak Jones catering, cos it's damn good food at damn good price. Nobody cares about buffet food during a party anyways. Play solid party music. Drinks for everyone. Hire a bartender or smthing.
- Invite friends only, and perhaps young and single cousins. Yes party for the cheapskate crowd. Dress relaxed, come in bikini if you're single and horny. Everyone is happy cos there's lotsa drinks, and lotsa babes and dancing like in a club. You oughta be happy in a club right? There's a pool to dip if u really want. No boring ceremonies, no fretting over what to wear to a formal dinner too, just party clothes! Lotsa cam-whoring, lotsa drunk people too. Red packets optional, but of course if u never give the next time i go ur wedding i also know what to do lar right.
- Make more profit ^^v
- Take leftover money, go on a luxurious holiday like Johnson said. Have great sex.
- Make nice postcards of wonderful holiday and mail to everyone. I'm married. Woohoo!
See. Good plan too, though abit more troublesome. But it's ok!
For holiday, i'd really like to bring the top half of my suit, then walk around with half-suit and berms, while Shirui wears a modified short skirt gown thingy. Then we take pictures in them. Since being tourist, we're already sorta alien to the locals, so might as well up the alien-ness! Then everyone we see will know we're married, and would be happy to take photos for us too. Fuck the professional photographer! We'll take photos everywhere, in taxis, in front of nice mountains, in some cafe, while taking a theme park ride. Wedding photos with a wild twist.
And then take said photos to make the very nice postcards and send to people. I'll write "Sorry but u guys have been missing out. Studio shots sucks".
Roar!
Workout Log:
Yday:
5 sets of:
-1:30 plank
- 20 trunk twists
- 20 single leg deadlifts
- 3 x Shark drill
So i say, FUCK THEM.
To notify people that i'm married, just send a postcard lor. With all the kickass pictures i've taken during my holiday.
On the other hand, Shirui has a milder and less controversial solution to this issue which i think can work out too:
- Hold the traditional banquet for relatives and important people who will provide big red packets. Skip friends cos everyone else's a cheapskate :D.
- Since everyone in the banquet is more or less a high roller, we can afford to hold it at a very nice restaurant, aka Tung Lok Signature. High rollers care more about food, less on entertainment. Feed them as many sharks as they want. Nobody can complain about the food cos Sam Leong would be v pissed and leave Singapore. That wouldn't be nice.
- Make a profit ^^v
- Take said profit money and find a nice place with a condo and hold a pool party. Get Botak Jones catering, cos it's damn good food at damn good price. Nobody cares about buffet food during a party anyways. Play solid party music. Drinks for everyone. Hire a bartender or smthing.
- Invite friends only, and perhaps young and single cousins. Yes party for the cheapskate crowd. Dress relaxed, come in bikini if you're single and horny. Everyone is happy cos there's lotsa drinks, and lotsa babes and dancing like in a club. You oughta be happy in a club right? There's a pool to dip if u really want. No boring ceremonies, no fretting over what to wear to a formal dinner too, just party clothes! Lotsa cam-whoring, lotsa drunk people too. Red packets optional, but of course if u never give the next time i go ur wedding i also know what to do lar right.
- Make more profit ^^v
- Take leftover money, go on a luxurious holiday like Johnson said. Have great sex.
- Make nice postcards of wonderful holiday and mail to everyone. I'm married. Woohoo!
See. Good plan too, though abit more troublesome. But it's ok!
For holiday, i'd really like to bring the top half of my suit, then walk around with half-suit and berms, while Shirui wears a modified short skirt gown thingy. Then we take pictures in them. Since being tourist, we're already sorta alien to the locals, so might as well up the alien-ness! Then everyone we see will know we're married, and would be happy to take photos for us too. Fuck the professional photographer! We'll take photos everywhere, in taxis, in front of nice mountains, in some cafe, while taking a theme park ride. Wedding photos with a wild twist.
And then take said photos to make the very nice postcards and send to people. I'll write "Sorry but u guys have been missing out. Studio shots sucks".
Roar!
Workout Log:
Yday:
5 sets of:
-1:30 plank
- 20 trunk twists
- 20 single leg deadlifts
- 3 x Shark drill
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