Friday, June 03, 2005

It's been awhile ain't it. Yea, 3 days to be precise. Well, everything seems to be in a standstill lately... dun feel any progress in anything i do, if i'm doing anything at all that is. Yea, the song "Standstill" is still in a standstill (gosh how many times must i use this word, but trust me it will pop up quite a few times ;) ) Can't think of any suitable lyrics for the song, no idea for the arrangement of it as well. And yea the drum beat. *shake head*. As usual, i'd envision the entire song out first, but this time...nah it's not happening. Shucks.

Met up with my platoon this morning @ Sentosa, after being absent from camp for so damn bloody long. Yea, new faces..and they seem to have integrated well into the platoon. Guess i'm not tt missed after all. Me and Steven were the only Lao Jiaos there, so felt quite out of place just now. The feeling with the guys ain't just the same anymore. I'm gonna be Mr. Chan soon. They still have one more year to go. But at least glad to see that nothing much has been changed. Yea Vishal is still Vishal, always there for a listening ear. Nice chat...it's been awhile since we had one like this huh. Too bad u are leaving for India right after u ORD. Guess there wun be much chances of meeting u again. And i doubt u're gonna come back for reservist right. Bugger.

Played some stupid Amazing Race kinda game there, yea running walking ard finding answers to get pts. Dumb shit, why the hell will i do that when we could get pts by taking pics with bikini babes? And tt's precisely wot my team did. Haha. Too bad i dun have my cam with me or else i'd be able to upload the pics for u horny pple. We'll just wait for pics from Ramesh.
*BIG BIG TIP* To get bikini babes @ Sentosa to take pictures with u, all u need is a piece of paper... type some stuff inside so tt it looks like a game sheet, and then add this line:
"Take a photo with a Bikini Babe - 5 pts"
If u are really desperate, u may put this in addition:
"Take a photo with a Bikini Babe hugging you - 10 pts"
Good shit huh. Tried, tested and proven this morning. But of course u need a glib tongue like Daniel's to really pull this off real smoothly. Smooth criminal baby.
(Disclaimer: Stratochang is in no way responsible if u get a really big tight slap while pulling off this move at Bikini Babes @ Sentosa. Do it at ur own risk. Kids, do not try this anywhere)
Went to Tanjong Pagar yday with Gal, Jiqing & Joscelyn to settle some adminstration stuff. Stupid dude has something up at the last minute and needed me to do his work for him. Upon reaching i had to fill up this form, and they had this column of past job experiences. Thinking hard, i decided to leave it blank. So the smart assed receptionist said:
"Wah so good life. Never work before ar."
Bitch.
Apparently someone knows my life so well and clearly knows that i've never worked before. Bitch x2. Passing comments... pls refrain from saying when it comes to me. I take it very personally. And as of this moment, she's a bitch. Y?
WC's life philosophy: I scrimp and save every single cent, refrain from spending so i dun really need to work compared to u cash-strapped pple. Yea i dun need to go out that much either. Basketball (then) and guitar (now) are enuff to entertain me. Slack if u wanna call me, but i'd say u are materialistic. U need money to buy stuff. I dun. Sorry if this affects some of u. But seriously, i dun care.
Bitch.
And FYI, i've worked before, but i've come to this conclusion. If the money is not worth the effort, then it's not worth the effort. Unless u are cash-strapped. But i'm not. I dun have much to buy. And even if i wanna buy something i'd think it twice thrice and even 4 times, and in the end i wun buy it. U may call me stingy... but i'm willing to splurge 1k on my guitar and peripherals. Think abt it.
Bitch.
Talking abt spending money, yea just got 2 CDs on Wed from tt Adelphi place. Yea it's having a warehouse sale right now, CDs are going as cheap as $5.90, tho majority starts at $9.90. It's damn bloody cheap, but in a way expensive too. Think abt it, u grab 10 CDs it becomes 100 bucks man. 100 bucks. I shortlisted 7, but in the end i decided to give up 5. So there goes ZZ Top, Steve Vai, Aerosmith, Manic Street Preachers & Jeff Beck. In the end, i bought Mr Big - Big Bigger Biggest! & ...
*drum roll pls*
STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN! THE ESSENTIAL STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN & DOUBLE TROUBLE. Million thanks to Joel who spotted and slot it right under my arm. It's like opening the treasure box then the golden light shines out at u! Yea tt feeling. Magnificent. Just when i tot the CDs couldn't get any better, out comes this gem. Beautiful man, and it's a double CD somemore.
SRV, the greatest blues rocker. (in my humble opinion, SRV > Jimi Hendrix. Dun ask me why.)
Lotsa good stuff there right now, Xiang bought 2 Joe Satriani albums, while i dug out a Slipknot the first time i went there. Go while stocks last! I believe the sale is ending soon.
After so much blabbering, u pple are still lost as to where is it.
Directions: Take MRT to CITY HALL. Get out from tt North Bridge Road exit. Walk along the church, then walk down somemore. Cross the road straight ahead and u are at the building already. Go in and up to 4th floor, the shop is just beside the escalator so u can't miss it. It's just plain shop with just CDs inside. U can surely find it one.
Oh ya i forgot, WC's hot buy:
Nirvana - With The Lights Out Boxset: $30 dollars. Balls drop man, it's damn bloody cheap! A must for every single Nirvana fan. My bro got it for like 70 or 90 bucks the first time it came out. Yea, so u see the deal here huh. Must get. Perfect gift for the headbanger too. U can't miss it too cos it's so damn bloody big.
*snigger to Joel*
Yup tt's abt all the shit accumulated for the past 3 days. Yea and i have been having some digestive problems too. Hmm maybe it's linked. Shrug.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You buy Nirvana boxset for F?
I already got what.
Too much money?
Anyways I got the whole ZZ Top Collection.
So save your cash.

Kai.

Chang said...

I din buy la dumbo. Read carefully. It's just bloody cheap.

Anonymous said...

hoho. did that Bikini babe picture game thing 2 weeks ago too. really works.