Ya, managed to get another guitar disciple today. Heidi's the name, and if she's single and available. If anyone needs a partner can consider her ^^. Check my facebook friends for more details. Search intelligently!
I dislike the fact that many of my friends go to music school and do not really learn what the guitar is all about. And then they get forced fed with myopic viewpoints on guitar playing. Here's some examples:
"Classical guitar is inferior sound-wise compared to acoustic guitar"
Like REAL! Both sound like SHIT! Embrace the ELECTRIC GUITAR! Shredness courses through your veins when u hold one. The electricity gives u more power, speed and most importantly... TONE.
"Guitars have 6 strings, and bass guitars have only 4 strings"
Nonsense again! Guitars definitely have more than 12 strings. Let's see mine... 1,2...12!
"Strumming is hard, requires you to change chords quickly"
Y learn strumming, when there is RIFFING! Feel the heavy metal chug compared to the country twang. Only palm muting is able to cut thru the mix! Riffing doesnt involve changing chords, it involves IGNORING chords. Problem solved.
See tt's what you get when u have school from 8am to 10pm. Yes u read it right. 14 hours of wholesome NUS experience in a day.
Stop paying money to music schools to learn bullshit which u can easily learn from me. It's free, and i guarantee you all the things that i teach you will be so idiot proof that you will just go "OH CHEY! Din know it's so easy".
I guarantee with my name on it. When it comes to teaching beginners, i'm the best in the business.
Stratochang!
And who offers 24 hrs online guitar assistance? Who? Can u name me ONE person? I bet Gibson dun even have such solid customer support. That's service with a S.
Bring ur guitar, come to me, i'll debunk all the common myths tt confounds you.
I like the fact tt i can help people this way. To enable pple to enjoy their hobby the way they want it, without imposing any restrictions on their perceptions of their hobby, exposing them to more information, encouraging them to learn more themselves.
I feel that it's what i do best.
Managed to slack for 4 hours in school. It's amazing how time passes so fast in the Hyper Lab. Must be the hyperness of it all, distorts the time somehow. Maybe i'm living in +4 hrs right now. Haha.
I'm damn high. But i dunno why. It rhymes.
Speaking of rhymes, this website is the shit: WriteRhymes
Songwriters and poets will great benefit from this. Pple like Daniel would find this completely useless cos he's the witsharp wordsmith. Witsharp wordsmiths dun need stuff like this. Shitheads like me would need stuff like this. Good to know, good to have. Bookmark!
Following Lifehacker's crappy advice to extract some small batteries outta the big ones, i tried it on 3 batteries and failed miserably. The batteries in SG are just not designed this way sadly. No cost savings plan anymore. Sigh.
Rest day today. Shag out.
I dislike the fact that many of my friends go to music school and do not really learn what the guitar is all about. And then they get forced fed with myopic viewpoints on guitar playing. Here's some examples:
"Classical guitar is inferior sound-wise compared to acoustic guitar"
Like REAL! Both sound like SHIT! Embrace the ELECTRIC GUITAR! Shredness courses through your veins when u hold one. The electricity gives u more power, speed and most importantly... TONE.
"Guitars have 6 strings, and bass guitars have only 4 strings"
Nonsense again! Guitars definitely have more than 12 strings. Let's see mine... 1,2...12!
"Strumming is hard, requires you to change chords quickly"
Y learn strumming, when there is RIFFING! Feel the heavy metal chug compared to the country twang. Only palm muting is able to cut thru the mix! Riffing doesnt involve changing chords, it involves IGNORING chords. Problem solved.
See tt's what you get when u have school from 8am to 10pm. Yes u read it right. 14 hours of wholesome NUS experience in a day.
Stop paying money to music schools to learn bullshit which u can easily learn from me. It's free, and i guarantee you all the things that i teach you will be so idiot proof that you will just go "OH CHEY! Din know it's so easy".
I guarantee with my name on it. When it comes to teaching beginners, i'm the best in the business.
Stratochang!
And who offers 24 hrs online guitar assistance? Who? Can u name me ONE person? I bet Gibson dun even have such solid customer support. That's service with a S.
Bring ur guitar, come to me, i'll debunk all the common myths tt confounds you.
I like the fact tt i can help people this way. To enable pple to enjoy their hobby the way they want it, without imposing any restrictions on their perceptions of their hobby, exposing them to more information, encouraging them to learn more themselves.
I feel that it's what i do best.
Managed to slack for 4 hours in school. It's amazing how time passes so fast in the Hyper Lab. Must be the hyperness of it all, distorts the time somehow. Maybe i'm living in +4 hrs right now. Haha.
I'm damn high. But i dunno why. It rhymes.
Speaking of rhymes, this website is the shit: WriteRhymes
Songwriters and poets will great benefit from this. Pple like Daniel would find this completely useless cos he's the witsharp wordsmith. Witsharp wordsmiths dun need stuff like this. Shitheads like me would need stuff like this. Good to know, good to have. Bookmark!
Following Lifehacker's crappy advice to extract some small batteries outta the big ones, i tried it on 3 batteries and failed miserably. The batteries in SG are just not designed this way sadly. No cost savings plan anymore. Sigh.
Rest day today. Shag out.
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